Sunday, July 24, 2011

wash that man right out of my hair...

All I can say is O-M-FUCKING-G


drinking toxic waste to stay hydrated

The top picture is a corner in the sauna. Heat + moisture = bacteria. So why are they not cleaning it daily?
About ten days ago I noticed an empty can of RedBull on the floor of the sauna. (who drinks Red Bull? thats toxic waste. Its like the Anti-Gym!) That can of RedBull has sat on the floor of the sauna for at least ten days, which leads me to conclude no one has even mopped the floor of the sauna in ten days.

don't look up!

The men's locker room at the gym has a bacteria outbreak that would result in most dining establishments being shut down and condemned. Luckily, the gym hasn't started serving milkshakes and fires, so they are allowed to have bacteria laced ceilings.

I've been watching this shit grow for months and I know that all it takes is a spray bottle with some bleach. If they don't improve this, i might just bring in bleach and deal with this one on my own to prove my point of how easily these problems are solved.

16th street spawns CDC nightmare

I'm fairly certain that a John Carpenter movie started with something similar to this gum wad.
Because the cleaning crew never actually looks at the showers when they clean them, this wad has been growing for a couple months. I expect it soon starts its world domination.

Teenagers, please avoid sex at all's always the slutty teens who die first in these situations.

Monday, July 18, 2011

The Curtains match the tiles

I snapped this photo because the navy blue curtain is now the same beige as the tiles. But when I returned home and looked at it, I noticed the beige stripe going up the wall on the right. Apparently the mold is not picky: tile or polyester curtain. It knows both places are safe from bleach, scrub brushes, disinfectant, or even the gaze the management's eyes.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

shower curtains

The gym on 8th ave and 16th street has replaced all their shower curtains with clear plastic that goes to the floor and then fabric that layers next to it and only goes to your knees.
The result? An awful lot of moisture trapped between those layers and offering bacteria a lovely warm home.
Since they blew their budget on new curtains, they have not been able to invest in proper training for the cleaning staff and now I present the resulting bacteria colonies.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Clogged Arteries

I was showering today at the gym and the drain started to back up.
I pulled the drain up and there was a glob of something (hair, semen, soap, and poop?) a full six inches long hanging from the drain.

Then inside the drain pipe I could see that the circumference of the pipe had about 1/4" to 1/2"of the same grey-brown substance lining it. Like an artery clogged with cholesterol, the pipe was completely entrenched in this vile goop.

I immediately dropped the drain cover to the tile floor and went for my camera. When i leaned over to snap these photos the smell was overwhelming. I cannot quite describe it but I thought I was going to throw up. (i blame that nausea for the blurry picture.)